Earlier in the Software Piracy Edition of the CPJ SOFTWARE PIRACY I reported how I'd written and archived the BitCom software for the early modems. I'll just go over that timeline again quickly. In 1977, the year after the bicentennary of the USA, I arrived at Evergreen State college after meeting John Foster on a Greyhound bus. Later that year whild working on a computer connected to the Evergreen timeshare mainframe, I updated their operating system by clicking on a game called Star Trek. Although I was unconscious of doing so at the time, I later recalled writing the updated software, from my home on Planet Pluto, before I was born. I was there until two weeks before my birth on 28th July 1955. God kept asking me at this time if I was sure (who I wanted to marry). I was. There was only one person I had been working for all this time, but what did I know? All I knew was what God wanted me to know, and this was the person who Jesus had married, in the story in the Bible about the marriage where he turns water into wine. Most of this time I was working at a synthesiser, and doing voice tracks (in any voice I chose, practically). However I did write the DOS 5 operating system, and the manual, and later released them a year before Microsoft did, in 1990. Then I released teh modem software, and later the browser software written in Sun JavaScript. The calls to (get full.year etc are javaScript and this timing system software is owned exclusively by me. Dragon is still the parent company of Sun, which is still the chinese army or Sun corporation.
BitCom was published in a cover containing the colour Royal Blue, which is owned exclusively by the Royal Family. Now to the royal family.
I'm fairly certain that Brigitte, my French girlfriend in 1976 was the same person as the Queen, Elizabeth II, and Queen Elizabeth I, and Queen Victoria and my Grandmother, because she had to have a family in France and this in turn meant that suddenly there was a family with an extra sister and cousin, her mother. She is also my cousin Margot, because she and I were twins, and the first human beings to be cloned. She is also Sera (perhaps the same Sera who was married to Abraham) who I met in Korea in 1991, but I'm not sure whether Mandy was also her, and who else. Possibly Mrs Randall a friend of my mother's who lived a mile from us on the Maniatutu Road, because she was married to a man whose father was also himself. Don is probably the youngest man of this type, although his son is a distinct and different person. Also possibly, (probably a nursing friend of my mother's, Phil Simmers who had a daughtr Catherine, who is now married with a family, because this would have been my daughter if we had married as I had planned.
She is also likely Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham, because she is married to me (David Beckham, in a previous life) and has children, and is also Serena Williams, because I am her sister Venus. It is easy for me because I can be as many people as I like, whereas she can only be one at a time and has to switch between them. She also has many families.
The there is her daughter in law, Dianna Spencer the mother of Princes William and Harry. I was Prince Harry and will be until he dies, possibly becoming King on the death of his brother and father, if George is not old enough to become King himself. We will have to wait and see what happens. Ironically, I was/am the husband of Camilla Parker Bowles, the father of her children and grandfather, but it is possible that Camilla is also Dianna. Ironically because Dianna divorced Charles. Dodi was an unsuitable suitor, because he and his father also shared a body. This is not acceptable in the Royal Family. Charles is too important to be killed, and thus I took his place in some live firig artillery actions in Hungary, and arranged for him to have another life as dairy farmer Keith Boyle, safely hidden on the maniatutu road, married to Caroline, formerly Benner, almost a relative of mine through the husband of my mother's sister Jessica. Mrs Randall who has a son David, would also know that the Queen's (her other son) Charles is also Keith Boyle (and also one of the Monty Python team, Pole to Pole star Michael Palin. It is possibly because Caroline is happily married to Keith that Camilla chose to marry Charles, and Andrew Parker Bowles was presumably happy to move aside to make room for the future King, but it doesn't explain why Dianna and Charles were divorced. It is possible that Camilla/Caroline has another personality, that of my Daughter, as Gus Lotz, Nina Lotz, now Stewart, another dairy farmer, and again possibly tennis player Sabine Lisiki, but this I suggest only because of that story I told earlier about the green eyed woman who was a Sabine when Rome was founded, the other Eve in the garden of Eden. When I entered the United Kingdom in 1991 I was stuck for 27 hours in a lounge in immigration, with a woman who looked a little like Dianna Spencer, only thinner and blacker, who came from the only Commonwealth country in South America. Again I don't know what would compel a woman who already has a family and children to start anouter one, and go so far as to have a second set of grandchildren. How could they ever keep track of all teh movements. Carolines eyes are green, and blue, or were blue one time when I called in to see hr at work, implying to me that this was a different caroline. And then there is the Lady Gaga connection, and the link to Judas, but I'm not going to say anything about that. I'm only saying that I had a (female) dentist with hazel eyes, whose eyes were blue one daya, but I don't know who it was, and that Sera, teh South Korean had the same fingerprints as the queen, but I don't officially know what the queen's fingerprints look like. Figure it out.
Kate, (Prince William's wife) will be interested to know these "facts" because her mother has an internet based business, but no legal copy of the web browser without my permission. I sent a copy of the BitCom manual to Camilla with a request to talk to me about becoming an internet provider in Europe where there are 600 million customers installed, but apparently she is not interested because they don't need the money. I thought the Royal Family could use the fact that there is a copyright claim over the browser software, and I certainly do need the money and am not prepared to just throw away income of about 24 million dollars (euros) per day.
While I have been on Planet Pluto for the last 2000 almost years, and if you don't believe me you will have to ask God yourself, I have also been living on this planet in many different forms, and I have lived the next 3,000 years, so I already know a lot of what is going to take place, such as the approximate age of my mother who died in1990, so can't be more than 24 years old, in fact she is much younger so it will be possibly another 10 to 20 years before I can be born, but in fact I have already lived that life .so have no need to live it again, sorry mum.
I've also visited many other galaxies before I was Jesus. But actually I believe I must have been Jesus more than once, but will explain the logic of that in another book. On these other planets, some in this galaxy, I experienced global warming leading to extinction, so feel we must urgently do something about that before it is too late, and also horrible accidents in genetic engineering where people suddenly started dropping like flies, for no apparent good reason except that some genes got mixed up, so I'm totally opposed to that. I've also experienced life as a top order predator (something which kills and eats its prey, so I'm not at all worried about aliens invading this planet. As soon as a species gets to atomic power, it usuall turns the planet into a mini sun by exploding an atomic bomb. Those wise enough to test one in space can sometimes avoid extinction, but not always. How many human like species do you think there are in the universe? What if I told you there is no other life in our galaxy, and you would have to travel at least 2 million light years to find it? It makes the possibility of sorting out this planet a whole lot more sensible, although I do believe we will start a colony on Mars before too long. Already the first man on Mars is two years behind schedule. It makes a lot of sense to listen to and follow the wisdom of Jesus, because compared to God, we are just too insignificant.